I have never been a big spender. I know if I buy some expensive toy (iPod, nice phone, etc) it’s only a matter of time before it gets broken or lost. Also, unless I have to, I rarely wear more than gym shorts and a t-shirt. I find it comfortable, and it’s just what I’ve always done. With such seemingly simple taste, it one would think I would have no problem saving my money for the things I really want. However, my tight spending does not apply to all aspects of my life – I am a sucker for novelty items. Whether it is a full-out costume for a theme party, or just some random oddity that I find hilarious, I can’t help myself. If I see something that makes me laugh, buying it is my knee jerk reaction. I won’t splurge on a nice new shirt, that I could actually wear with some regularity, yet this weekend I found myself dropping $50 on a pirate outfit for a party, just because I couldn’t stop laughing at myself once I tried it on. Places like South of the Border or Mega Thrift are gold mines to me.
This is not a recent development either. My entire life I have spent my money on random odds and ends instead of practical, sensible purchases. Fireworks, fake dog crap, fuzzy dice, Mr. T shirts – you name it, I have probably bought it at some point. I was the kid who went to New York, and instead of getting an I Love NY shirt, me and my friends bought mock Tag Team Champions of the World wrestling belts. I often catch grief from family and friends alike for “stupidly” spending my money on pointless things, but to me it doesn’t matter. I don’t buy these things for their practicality or because I think I’ll get a lot of use out of them, but because, to me, there is so much more to the purchase than the item itself.
I could buy a regular shirt, wear it 100 times, and never think twice about it. But a novelty item has a distinct memory attached to it. It has character, and specific associations. I can look at various items I’ve bought over the years, and instantly have certain memories come to my mind. Novelty items get limited use, so each time there is a memorable quality about it. Much like you can look at a photo album or an important possession and stir up memories, I can look at an outfit, or hat, or t-shirt and remember where and when I wore it. Often times, whatever it is I’ve just bought gets ruined or lost quickly, but this is of little consequence to me. As I said, the purchase isn’t so much about the item itself as it is about the experience involved.
So, while some may see it as a waste of money, I see my affinity for novelty items as a way of creating good memories for myself. I can remember the great time I had on a given night each time I see something, plus I never think it’s a bad idea to have some random clothes stockpiled. You never know when the appropriate occasion for a Batman suit or American flag bandana may arise.
- Zan Smith is a senior BEM Major with a Marketing Concentration, and an impulse buyer.



