Benefits of Binge Drinking
From my experiences there are 3 types of people in this world, those that
1. dont drink (lets call them bobs)
2. drink
and those that are fortunate enough to reach the pinnacle of drunkenness often verified by one exclaiming
3."im fucked up"...like this guy (pardon my french)
Exhibit 1: John (too much frat water)
Now whats so appealing about reaching this level of drunkeness often referred to as blackout (drunkenness in its purest form)?! Only the fact that you are now responsible for getting individuals from category 1 and 2 to your very exact state. This type of behavior can be observed by listening to people yelling out remarks such as "your a light weight", "Just CHUG IT", and "quit being a __"--well your vocabulary is the limit here. Now whats even more mind blowing is how Bob (individuals in category 1) and John (individuals in category 3) end up essentially having the same type of night. This would incline one to ask, how could John, the fratstar, be subjected to the same experiences as Bob, the lame. Simple,because Bob Did nothing, and John can remember nothing. So essentially, both are better off doing something productive, and this is often what happens.
Only at Wake Forest have I seen Johns score better on assignments completed in an inebriated state than assignments done by Bobs in a sober state. In this case, I think its safe to say, that every rational person would rather be John for one simple reason, and that is....HE DOESN'T REMEMBER DOING THE WORK. Everyone knows there is nothing like getting rewarded for something you don't remember doing. I guess there are benefits to binge drinking after all. On another note, hopefully when i wake up in the morning and look at this blog, ill say to myself, "I had fun, but i dont remember doing it" ......
Posted by: Ajalon Elliott
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